Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Part I


Boat on river of life

Imagine all Types, the various definitions that make up different Inner Authorities; in their boats on the water, sailing down the stream of life.

The Splenic Inner Authorities are at the head of the group on the water because they jump and move fast in the moment. They also have nifty, streamlined, “designed to be fast” speedboats.

Those guys go first and have their way as Spleen boat.athey blast down the stream ahead of the rest. They do stop to take an occasional nap because most of them are Projectors that have no motors.

They can burn out quickly if they don’t take a short nap or two throughout the day.

Right behind the Splenic boats are the Sacral Inner Authority beings driving their boats.

These guys have a variety of styles of boats. Some boats have fast engines, some have heavy-duty, powerful, engines and some have high quality performance engines. This group requires plenty of room for the various ways they move down stream. Those that have strong, light engines are learning to be patient as they navigate and those who have heavy engines are learning to discern between what is correct and what is not. Those who have high quality engines are making adjustments as their boats travel down stream.

Often, the greatest problem is forgetting to take care of important things like making sure there is enough oil in the engine. They also get very distracted doing things that have nothing to do with them. Most of them are very, very impatient. This can be a problem when the river of life is flowing, not rushing anywhere fast.

Next, the Self Projected Projectors, they have their own lane in the river Boat.4. They watch everything going on, passing by at a moderate speed in the water. They tell us how they see the show, if they can see it or if they feel like it.

They are pretty cool to have around. They are usually very unique beings.

Hovering above the Self Projected Projectors are the Reflectors floating on magic carpets. They don’t use boats in the water; they use magic carpets in the air. It appears that they are moving slower than the others but they are not. They are just hovering above it all, Reflector on a carpetwatching everyone busy with the projects, laughing at the Projectors and shaking their heads at the Generators. They don’t know what to think about Manifestors and they are slightly daunted by the MG.

They often wonder, “Isn’t there anything surprising and interesting out there happening?”(Yawn).

Then, we have the Emotional Inner Authority people with their boats. These guys definitely have to stay at the back. At the Boats. emotrear of the parade of boats we tend to have many accidents.

Often, a boat may have rammed into the back end of another boat or the front side bumper has been clipped off. You will find that some of the engines have been blown because they tried really hard to turn their boat into a speedboat. The drivers can become eruptive, passionate and dramatic, causing all kinds of accidents. Some boats get stuck in the mud and aren’t going anywhere. It is really, really messy at the back of the parade of boats flowing down stream.

It is actually here, at the back of the boat parade, traveling down stream, that the Daily News and Variety show was conceived, developed and produced. The stories that occur in this area of the river are outrageous, dramatic and highly amusing, sometimes scary and sometimes sad. They keep the whole river entertained and distracted. Anyone who has the sight to see can cleverly write lots of interesting stories about this mayhem distracting everyone from gently flowing down the stream, calmly, peacefully and merrily.

It is quite something to watch.

The different Emotional Inner Authority Boats have different types of engines and some of them even have an anchor hanging off the side of the boat. Depending on how fast they are meant to travel down stream determines how low their anchor sinks into the mud.

Many have a slow, pontoon-like boat but they have been raised to believe that they are just as fast as the speedboats at the front of the parade of boats. They miss so many opportunities thinking that they are super fast “in the moment” kind of boat and burn out way before their time or even get a chance to shine.

Some of those boats that are designed to go very, very slow create boat with couplemost of the accidents. They glide right up to a Sacral authority being and tie up to the side of their boat. The Emotional boat begins to flutter and stall as it is pushed to go much faster than what it was designed. Soon, the engine is blown.

The Sacral boat tied to the emotional boat becomes super slow and is dragged back to the rear of the river. They never get to their destination or get the golden nuggets that are there for them along the way. They are too distracted. The combination of these two trying to sail down the river of life together is what creates the most interesting, dramatic stories for the Daily News, not to mention, lots of “stuck in the mud” syndrome.

boat sunkenOccasionally, while floating down stream you will see boats stranded at the side of the river, lodged and caught between two logs or a tall tuft of grass on the bank. Sometimes, you may even see a boat capsized, turned over and the person standing on top of the boat that is upside down yelling, “help”. It is really sad to see. Hardly anyone stops; no one wants to be bothered with someone who can’t steer their boat down stream.


All of this mayhem provides some great material for the Daily News though.







Continued:    Part II / Gently Down The Stream


written by Kashi Stone 2015